But seeing old dead vagina is a definite way to shut down your libido.

Tuesdays are LAB days. A hefty chunk of my schedule on these days
encompasses four hours of Chemistry II lab with an eccentric lab
instructor who slightly reminds me of my Chem teacher from high school.
More than likely, this teacher didn't get a DUI when driving to
Whataburger.

Although Chemistry with Dortch 2.0 dominates much of my lab time, there
is still much to be said about Human [Anatomy &] Dissection. I saw
my first three cadavers today. THREE. That's a lot of dead for a person
to see, unless you're a murderer, cop, investigator, doctor, nurse,
coroner, priest, unlucky person who stumbles on dead bodies, George
Romero, those kids from Stand By Me, etc...

Have you ever seen a dead person before? It's not as fun as it sounds.
In fact, it made my skin crawl seeing three lifeless bodies covered by
a thin layer of clear plastic. That slip cover adds an interesting
effect to the appearance of a corpse. It makes it look unreal, like
it's horror movie prop in storage. You feel that--although it is
indefinitely room temperature, motionless, and laden with a stench of
cabbage and vinegar--at any second life will try to reclaim the body
and its soul will escape from the underworld as its physical remains
escape from the bag.

Then, the professor told us that these donated cadavers were people who
died in assisted living and/or retirement homes, and either no family
[wanted to] claim the remains or no one could afford for a proper
burial.

Yeah. Kind of puts a bitter taste in your mouth.

So does the smell of formaldehyde.

I've been waiting for school to start like Joe Piscopo has for a
spike in his career. In other words, I've been doing nothing and
ecstatic for this semester.

Also, last night I had a dream where I had one of those nifty
hoverboards from BttFPII (that's Back to the Future Part II for all
those non MJF acolytes) and I just shredded up some steps and roadways
real futuristic style. Unfortunately, there was no Griff Tannen
pursuing me.

Hm. This semester will be pretty good, hopefully. Hot bitches in all my classes, MFer!! LOLz.1!

So tonight is Monday Night RAW night. I can't wait to see-na John Cena.