Keeping with the Norse theme of my last post, I just wanted to state one thing.
Should I die, which is highly unlikely since I'm invincible to all melee attacks and most spells, I want to have a Viking funeral. Yes, I want my remains to be rested in a long ship and set off into a body of water--anything larger than an olympic-sized pool will do--and I want nine archers to shoot flaming arrows onto the ship, completely incinerating me.
If by the time of my death, I don't have a wooly beard, I want a fake beard adorning my face. Also, I want to be gripping the claymore that I purchased from the Medieval Arts Fair a few years back. I know it sounds silly, but if I die and end up at the Halls of Valhalla, I don't want to be ill-prepared for Joten slaying.
I told my mother this earlier today, and she said she'd respect my wishes. However, I leave it to the few of my loyal readers left to make sure that my funeral arrangements are followed through.
Thank you, and may you proceed through life as magnificently as Mjolnir travels.
~Taylor Wilson
Comments (13)
Shut up. Dont talk like that. I don't like it.
I'll kill you if you die.
I know where there's this really big open sewage containment pond in Tulsa that we can use...
Yah well, you never call, your never online, and you don't throw rocks up to my windowsill so I can sneak out and we can have moonlit beach walks. Okay maybe that last part is only in my dreams, but you KNOW what I MEAN taylor.
you're weird.
and why do you enjoy stalking me so much?
alright then.
p.s. i'm blonde again.
Haha wtf.. I love it
I'd like to be burned at sea too.. that would be neat. Can't say I'd want a beard... cause... well, I still want to look cute in death
fruitmonger. you'll be ttps'ing valkyries after you die. or irl if i can find a good enough outfit. what? WHAT?
you totally got it confused,the pussies in tight pants are emos!!grincdore is the heaviest shit on the eart while emo is fuking"icutmyselfilooklikeagirlandmyhairisinmyface", so i suggest you change your blogring to emo suks not grindcore.
wuts music to on is noise to another,viceversa, i fukin cant listen to pop for a sec, to me thats the most anoyying shit, im not saying thats what you listen to,just an example.
All hail Taylor.
Are you going to Mark's wedding?
well hello--you might not remember me, but i was browsing through some of my old xanga posts and found comments from you approximately 2 years ago...back when my xanga name was mini_mighty.
just wanted to give you a hearty three cheers for endurance.
cassiejo*
!!!Wow!!!
Vikings are cool except for thier wives are sent out alive on the death boat and are burned along with everything else. I dont kow what wonderfull man would be worth burning alvie for. Hummmm????
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