May 9, 2006

• Lo there do I see my father,my mother,my sisters and my brothers...

  Tonight I was walking around a neighborhood for an hour for some late-night exercise/thinking time. Down the road drove a car with at least two people in it. After it passed by me, it slowed down and some dudebro leaned out the window and yelled "Fuck you, you fucking fagot," to which I wittily responded "Yeah, go fuck yourself."
  
  I admit it wasn't the best one-liner in my lifetime, but I was caught off guard.
  
  The car slowed down to nearly a crawl, then sped off. I still wish those two would have circled back around to confront me. If anyone has taken notes from my about me section, they would know that I'm very impatient with belligerence, and that single action was enough to set me off into a berserker frenzy. Yes, a berserker frenzy.
  
  It was as if a valkyrie had tapped me on the shoulder and granted me passage to Valhalla had I fought valiantly in battle. Hell, I could even hear "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin playing in my head.
  
  Sadly, the two guys never came back, thus leaving me in a very voracious state. I want to fight someone right now.
  
  P.S. I wasn't offended just because they called me "faggot." The idea that someone would go out of their way to mock someone and the flee in [what I would assume is] cowardice is just dishonorable.

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