June 8, 2005
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No, I'm not modest.
It seems like everyone's doin' it, so here I am, once again. It's four thirty-one in the A.M... and I'm posting. About what? I don't know yet.
I'm sure what most of you are concerned about is the news front on the cats. There's only one thing to say about my darling Hans and Jules:
The Kittens are in a better place.
Ancient Chinese recipe... sautee them in whiskey. Thanks Ashley!!!
No no no... I didn't actually eat the cats. As much as Chinese food sounds great right now. Really, the kittens just disappeared, which leads me to believe that either:
They were robotic spies sent by my mom to see how little I actually accomplish in a day.
My child-abusing neighbor gave them to someone.
My child-abusing neighbor took them to a vet to extinguish their flame.
I'm leaning towards choices 1 or 2... I'm not sure. In ANY scenario, they're in a better place right now. Except scenario 1... then they'd probably be in storage or a junkyard somewhere. Also in any scenario, my neighbor is a child abuser.
In current news involving my personal life--since this is Xanga...
I'm interested in someone. In fact... if I had to represent my feelings through a video game... the game would have to be legend of Zelda for the NES, and the picture would have to look like so:
As you can see... the love meter hearts are all full.
Of course you know how these things work out; they don't--as long as I'm involved. So don't bother guessing and I won't bother telling you who it is. Deal? Deal.
Oh, and it's not Elisa. Though I love her the mostest.
That's it for now... I think I'm going to try and find something productive to do at 4:31 in the morning... like...
...Trim my sideburns...
...blow dry my hair...
...trim my chest hair...
...OR battle within my mind whether to comb or to brush...
Really, that's all I do; well, that and video games. So.. until next time.
~Taylor Wilson, Staff President
P.S. I will block you forever, regardless of who you are, if you leave a chain letter comment on here. And that... would be a travesty to anyone.
Comments (77)
Poor kittens. I would have taken them.
At four-thirty in the morning, you shouldn't be trimming your sideburns. You should be styling your sideburns.
Yes.
heh
fluff those sideburns out
ahhh, taylor, your sly wit never fails to astound me...
on another note, i'm sorry about your kittens.
on another another note, i hope the thing with the interest works out.
much love,
maddie g.
(g is fo' gansta, bitch.)
ps, love the pic!
haha, it's ok, the get-up was a one-time deal
taylor, you are such a ladis' man, go get 'er
you look sort of like a jedi in your 'king hath returned' picture. i don't know why, but that's what it reminds me of.
the end.
jonathan
Everytime I look at your xanga...it is sleek...new....so DAMN sexy. Just like you, buddy! Glad the kittens shpeel worked out. And as for the ladies, psssh piece of cake, you are one smooth criminal my friend. We never talk, yada yada, prolly won't hang out, but let's be eBuddies!
Andrew
a) see you
bad asses brush remember that ohno.
oh no, taylor.
yeah, dude
i comb my hair because i am a lamer
go with the brush
You're a hairy beast!!
<333
aw taylor, i love you so.
seriuosly. <3
I know... lame excuse for a post, but I thought it was entertaining. I've wronged you King, I have wronged you.
you look painfully torn between the brush and comb. go with the comb.
taylor, i will not update until you call cox and tell them you have the cable box so they'll stop calling me. also, i should be starting security within the next week or two so i may need to stay a few night every week with you and matt. last but not least, kick our neighbors ass. what a bitch... oh crap, also, you can't go wrong with a brush
tay... you're a stud, seriously. thank you for updating.. it pleased me much.
hasta!
<3ashley
hmmm..
well you love to make this complicated don't you
in that case i'll keep my tissue box near by so you, personally, get down here and cheer me up.
muahaha
=)
i'm really in the mood for chinese food right about now...
mmmm
Manu Ginobili, guard for the San Antonio Spurs
Taylor. You absolutely made me crack up. I love it.
Can't wait to visit Mark and Maggie and you! It'll be a blast.
I look forward to taking up residence on your couch! Or between your sheets.
. Hahaha. Jk love.
Sammers
yeah, i've stalked your xanga for awhile now.
it's very entertaining.
keep it up. lol.
| J E R E M Y |
duh, i was kidding
and you totally have a black person's brush.
that definately makes you hardcore
you dont love me anymore.
no makeup sex for you.
Taylor! I can't believe you finally beat that "italian sumbitch" haha that is so great!! OK so next we need to plan Star Warzzz Day and play some more nintendo! Ok well thanks for answering my phone call last night ttyl!
u hear? didnt u experience it? ya this summer is going rather well...
by the way, i like ur 'do! oh and i really hope those cute lil kitties are ok cuz i would cry if they weren't! but i spose i'll never know...
Yes it was fun! And thankyou!
chain letters scare me because i know they arent true but i just always wanna play it safe.
but yeah i know what you're talking about! like just now.... ive had to read this entry like 4 times to fully comprehend and remember what to say. right now i really havent the energy to make this a novel... so ill leave it at this:
-side burns are cool
-once a bird swooped down and ate my baby kitten... a possibility for you? i think yes...
-chest hair is almost as fascinating as ear/ nostril hair (a joke ofcourse)
alright...well thats all
How are the kittens? Good to know they weren't actually boiled. Sinner.
hey!!!!!!!! dont forget about me
well xangathians is awesome! u r awesome and i think ur cats were robots!
Taylor! I forgot all about the emo drama caused by me! That was ridiculous, but yes, you're xanga post about it was classic. My sister found it so hilarious, beacuse of that she now reads your posts on a regular basis. Anyways...thanks for always supporting me thru xanga, thru the good and the emo times. Love you
aww do you have a crush!!?? hah, well the w-4 forms aren't bad...considering when you're 16 you're parents pretty much pay for everything..so there's not much to fill out i guess....i haven't tried strawberry with cream..i guess i should try that one....u know what bothers me though!!? i don't know what the cream stuff is made of..haha i always wondered that...
yeah...
you bastard you deleted my old comment!
yeah i suppose you take it as treason when i go against a law on the xanga of the king. actually... now that King Wood has retired... i think... i think you might be the new king of xanga... but you are FAR from being the king of myspace... Good Luck catching up to Tom.
you should shave a ring into your chest hair and have people kiss the ring
or something even more disturbing
yes it has been way too long we really do need to start talking again!!! miss ya!
taylor my love....this summer is going fabulously well....cute kittens....and that's a big compliment because i dislike cats a great deal.....take it easy
Very True my friend, very true.
If you find your kittens, I would LOVE the Black one. "Jules" is it? - I Love Black Cats, and I too am a slave to kittens. I don't have any pets, not even a goldfish since I moved to Oklahoma. I think I need a cat. -So you should give me your black kitten, or at least sell it to me. (If you find them) Good luck with that - Casey
im very dissapointed in you taylor!
jk i love this kid more then any one else, just because you have the most entertaining pics on this thing! ooooo wow! but i did gasp when i saw the pics of the cats! but im glad you or any one didnt eat them! that would be wrong and i would cry allllll day and night!
Taylor, as long as I don't have to see you trimmin' the pubes, we're cool. Hey, the retro jacket makes it hard to read the comments. Just an oldster's comment. Kitten stew sounds yummy! Boil the bastards, I say.
peace out. word to ya mutha!
thanks nukka
Okay. as for the chest hair. im not too certain i love it. but if thats your mojo. go on baby & wear it. Retro is cute. only on me though. ha. x jusssst joking. and now that you left me a completly pointless comment. but rather interesting... im leaving you one too.
the time is :: 7:57. in the PM.
my name is ;; Megan Eckert.
my matial status = single.
and im going to be a mommy in January. i am going to have one hottt kid. <3
Kristen, Marianne and I. We're so excited! You will totally have to come to our parties!
Oh Taylor, You know you will always have my heart.
Alas, I do have many X's in my name but all the screen names I came up with had been taken. What's a girl to do?
Maybe you could help me in the Xanga department, jazz it up a bit. I could help you with myspace.... but I must admit, Xanga is much cooler.
I love you Taylor.
the only reason why i havent updated is because i want to know what it feels like to have more than 50 comments, this hasnt happened to me before. im not gonna lie, it feels great! anywho, im off to tilt back a few brews after a longs days work. you should call me up sometime in the near future 613 7879.
the <3
Whoop! I think I fixed the xanga.. haha..its legible now... so we still on for zztop cuz I think that would be most excellent _Rachel_
Oooh, for me? Thanks, that's pretty hott. Yeah, with two t's.
Taylor-
I must say that your xanga puts all other xanga-er's xangas to shame. Congrats...you are a true champion of xanga-ing.
-Erin
Hey comment on my xanga
No I will not comment on your shitty xanga.
oh no!!! chain letter trash!! god help the poor myspace soul! taylor, we need to xangafy them. its only fiar they get to see the light of day!!!
oh and you can get any girl you want taylor bc your so awesome!!! dont think like that!
ill miss you at camp! gimme a ring i think i might write you if i get your address!
later gator
oh yea....
hey comment on my xanga
help the poor myspace soul....
Taylor, I finally took that picture down. Just so you would stop whining.
<3
So I think you might be proud of my latest entry, even if I suck at Paint Shop. Plus, I gave you a shout out. <3
i want your hot sex and balls
okay okay...no more games
the real number is 405-ILO-VTAY('sxanga)
i was sure it was cause just about every song CCR made is a hit. so that cd is basicallllly a lie. it should be all of their songs put on one cd.
that is neat.
I am sure I would feel the exact same way. You're pretty crafty... thats cool.
i dedicated my opening post to you, feel warm and fuzy now...
the <3
1 question... who the fuck is your barber? who cuts that flowing beautiful hair!?! It must be none other than Dan's Barber Shop... I knew it...
that soundtrack rules! yes i have it!
wow. ur good w/ computers! haha i saw that u did racheals laout.
what a tragety.......full of love, but no rupies to spend......
when will you come visit?
I would've stopped by Edmond, but we were with mi madre. When it's just the girls, I'll be glad to pop in!
yeah i know its weird, but when hair is just that fucking flawless... questions do arise, my fellow xangan.
lolz. come play katamari with my azn turtle dove.
are you really going to save it???
will you put it on your fridge???
omg.
Hey! I haven't talked to you in forever! Hope your summer is going great!
this xanga is freakin' awesome i felt the need to say that
i have a crush on rittenberry
Ah, yes the incident at Trents, we should share our pictures sometime and have a good laugh.
hey taylor!!! thanks for all the supporting words!!! but im not holding my breath on this one, u can never tell with guys. ill just hope for the best
you must have not read my entire post. i just got a job there as a hostess.
god that hair is impeccable... go with the brush on that mane
this isn't an update.
cheater.
at least i changed something.
still cheater.<3
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