May 27, 2005

  • First off, thank you everyone who gave me their number. I have my old phone up and working and I can now receive calls.


    Moving on, I'm sorry for being gone so long guys. I have my reasons though; I came down with a bad case of


    Cat Scratch Fever


    Yes... and essentially that is what this whole post is about. My new roommate, Matt, and I came across these two stray kittens, and unlike Ted Nugent's [wonderful] song, I mean actual kittens, not ladies.



    That's Hans on the left, and Jules on the right.


    As you can see, these two cats are adorable. And as you can guess, I'm a sucker for kittens. They are the yellow to my Green Lantern, if you will.


    There's just one problem. I'm not fit to take care of kittens. I mean, heck, I can barely take care of myself. Therefore, I'm posting this to invoke sympathy from everyone. Hopefully, someone out there has a home for these two.


    "How do you suppose you'll inspire sympathy, Taylor," you may ask?


    It's really quite simple. All I need is a


    Kitty Pikture Skroll



    Here, I caught Hans hiding behind the broken recliner and finishing off a Mike's Hard Lemonade.



    When not serving his time in the Peace Corps, Jules likes to model and volunteer at the local fire station.



    Hans also ate the rest of my Brown Bag Special at Sonic... thankfully.



    Jules is also quite adept to rewiring computers.



    After living the luxurious life of drinking and feasting, Hans was all but tuckered out.



    Wal-Mart kitten-size cups: 5 for $3
    Kittens: 2 for free



    You don't even need to entertain these cats. Watch as they play charades with each other.



    If you are not in love with these cats yet, then you're a hardcore dog person.


    Well.. I hope that certainly sealed the deal with some of you. Please IM me if you're interested.


    If you aren't interested... well... here's the bad news:


    If no one adopts these cats, I will have to kill them. I'm sorry.


    ~Taylor Wilson, Staff President

Comments (76)

  • i would, but i'm quite allergic. please don't kill them.

    (however, if you need them to disposed of, i'm asian and probably have some recipes.)

  • i had cat scratch once

  • Aww those are some really cute cats!! I'll ask my mom if we can take them, but no guarantees. Also, I haven't given you my number yet, but if your number is the same I'll just call ya and surprise ya sometime! :) I miss ya Taylor! Don't kill the cats!

  • can i come over and PLAY with them//???

    and..if you kill them.

    i'll kill you.

  • meany.

  • OMG YOU UPDATED!!!!!! *does the surprised/astonished face*

    aww i like dogs more...but those are some cute little kitt-lins...do they have diseases? ahh!

  • oh and if you kill them.... you will probably go to hell. not my fault...i was just saying...

  • wow your page is crazy. nice kitty man

  • i'm glad that you have a new phone now...the old one looked a little worn out...haha...i def. just now commented you back from like 212542312 years ago...anywho..those are some cute kittens...too bad i'm a hardcore dog person haha..you should keep them..

  • Aww I want one!  I'll tell my mom I found it on the side of the road and she'll be sorry for it and let me keep it!

    Megan has your aviators silly!

    ~Sara

  • awww

    ship them off to miami if you will?

  • i've had a case of the cat scratch fever myself lately as well.

  • "If no one adopts these cats, I will have to kill them. I'm sorry."

    lol sounds like toby, but yeah, i don't agree with conor's radicalism as i was very disappointed with the jay leno show, and he prolly will die of aids haha

    anywho, if you ever get in contact with phil mark let's try to get the gang back together

  • oh taylor, how i love thee. lets hang out. and soon.

    5960269

  • Aw, I need one!! 

    I've missed you, btw! 

  • Bob Barker those suckers and send them on their way.

  • HUSTLE!

    [HUSTLE!]

  • oh my, they're so cute! i want them! UNFORTUNATELY i have 7 cats i already own, plus 2(+?) stray thats that i feed so any more is out of the question : (

    you picked out great names for them too. none of that gay crap.

    please don't kill them.  

  • Hey taylor! havnt talked to you in forever! cute cats but I am allergic... dogs are better!

  • Aww kitties

  • I <3 kitties!

  • dont even joke like that mr taylor!!! i love cats but i simply can not take one or both- if i still lived on my own i def would!!!! i want them right now!!! you should keep them- they arent hard to have, you just have to feed them and clean their litter box! THATS IT PLEASE OOOOOOOHHHHH PLEASE MR TAYLOR KEEP THESE POOR AND LOVELY CATS, they will grow to love you and protect you!

    ooo my mr taylor- how i do wish you would think about it some more

  • EEE! so cute! unfortunately, my 1 bedroom apartment already houses three girls, a dog, a rabbit, a bird, and four gerbils, so we really don't have room for any more creatures. Plus I'm very allergic.

  • yeah that was the effect i was going for. thanks for noticing. DAMMIT man, when are we ever going to hang out?
    the <3

  • kittieeeeeeeeee!!!!!

    I like kitties but they make me get a rash.....it's like a curse.

    you should make a tie  and have one of the kittens wear it, and maybe a little hat too. oh that would be cute!!!

  • great cd. i love kittys! bring them over when we play katamari damacy.

  • awww! i want them! but there is no way in hell my mom would let me keep them.. so unfortunately i can't take them off your hands but hopefully someone else can--and if you can't find anyone let me know cuz i know some people who might want them.

  • crush them like the xbox, the phone, etc.

  • I dunno. Whatever I do I want it to be the most fun birthday I've ever had!

  • i agree...they are so boring now...help xanga doctor!!!

  • shave them and then feed them to eagles

  • you forgot to post the "Masturbation kills kittens" picture.

  • nice xanga random propz

  •    i like your site ..  &

    aw they are so cute, i wish i could have a kitty . 
       <3 Bri Nicole

  • damn.. kittens... you've reached a new plateau of righteousness.

    no, i ran into a table SOBER in the dark when trying to get a good seat in the meeting room in football.

    6 coronas+ 4 hornsbys = a not very drunk trent, slightly buzzed

  • P.S. if you call me getting tons of ladies ill will... then whatev.

  • thanks . 
          <3 Bri Nicole

  • they're gorgeous.. if you can't keep them, please get them adopted

  • oh how very sad!!!!

  • i want them...message me and i will take them...in trade for you making me a skin for my xanga.You are god

  • damn dude thats crazy...crazy crazy shit

  • Yepp...

    I'm a hardcore dog person...

    Haha.

    ~Carrie~

  • aww! i freakin' love cats but i practically have the wild kingdom at my house as it is! :)

    p.s. don't kill the cats *har har*

  • cats = no eprops for Taylor

  • don't get rid of them i want to play!!! :( i love kittiessssss

  • i can confidently say

    this isn't puppy love

    haha.

    ok...
    so that was a bad one
    but i do like your new user picture
    no lie

  • dude stormy and i tried to call you to hangout and we hoped to play with those cute kittens, but you never answer our calls! we swore not to tell anyone, but i admit that we both cry and feel like our lives are over when you don't call us back... :*******(

  • well i am a hardcore dog person but omg those cats were juuust darling! awww i want them but alas i cannot have them, my mom would not allow it! hasta!

  • is there music on my xanga?

    and why the hell do my pictures always go dead???

  • WHEN U CUMMING OVER?!

  • haha i love this man!!!

  • oo man if only i didn't have two kitties of my own already! It would be such a shame not to see those babies get a home!!

  • dont kill em...

    boo.

  • ewww cats.gross.ive missed your comments lately.but not as much as Ive missed you.

  • oh oh who called you last night ME ME! why didnt you answer

  • I'm allergic to cats, and even I thought they were darling! How sweet! Please don't kill them. Haha. Bye deary!

    Sam

  • i dont know if i gave you my number...so here it is: 706-RHET (7438) haha i know im a dork :)

  • 361-3591. duh.

  • wait--- what does that mean? is it because your awesome?

  • You SO need to make my xanga awesome like this. It's funny how I hear about you in passing all the time from people. Haven't seen you in forever... since good ol' central days I suppose.

  • tayyyyylor

    has anyone adopted those cats yet?

    i muuuuust knooooow

    so that i can bother my mom about it

  • lol yeah Im spoiled. love you!

  • Taylor, you wouldn't kill the cats, freak.

    BUT HEY COOL CAT, I HAVEN'T COMMENTED ON YOUR SITE IN A WHILE! so here, 100 eprops total.

  • i drove by ur house one night last week with armon and some guys..we were gonna say hey but we figured it wouldnt be a good plan to ring on ur doorbell at 1 in the morning.. hope all is well

  • oh cmon tay, i grab YOUR penis and butt all the time!

  • yes yes its true. the case is cracked... i AM the one with your aviators! you left them at my house, now theyre at work [pelican bay] and im pretty sure everyone wears them when im gone. but no worries, theyre safe in my hands. lets hangout..me you and rachel tonite. pretty sure we called you last night from our "cruise ship". we had a dress up night and drank fancy and well, probably did some drunk dialing as well... call us tonite.
    <3megan

  • haha aw i'd take the cats.. .if i didnt live in TEXAS!

  • i'm not concerned with the online incarnations of the flamewars; rather, their offline impact on my friendships
    basically i am doing this so one group of gossipy girls can't read what i write, because one of them had to ruin it for the rest of them by repeatedly misinterpreting the simplest of statements i make
    so if all i did was block IPs, i would be no better off

  • im sure you have another exciting life other than your xanga but please....for the sake of xanga-kind... update

    athankyou

  • deeeyam I had to scroll through a lot of comments.  401-1979.  Cute kitties, but I can't take'em.  I'll help you finish them off though *wink*

  • THIS GUY IS JUST PLAIN HAIRY AND NASTY HE IS LIKE HARRY POTTER THE READING NERD!LOL! UM YEA HE LEFT ME A COMMENT GO CHECK OUT MY XANGA WEBSITE IT'S PIMPIN!! YOU KILL CATS <<<U EBIL PERSON IT'S LIKE IF SOME DIDNT WANT U THEN THEY'D KILL U!!TAKE THEM TO THE POUND !!HAVE U EVER THOUGHT OF IT<<<I GUESS NOT!!HEHE K BY BY

  • u wanna know how ur hairy have u looked at ur pics u put  up on ur xanga site ...>>i guess not ok faggot k bi bi uget 0 eprops

  • im waiting for u to write back awww wats the matter did u forget ur magic stick ..? HAHA

  • well were back for more fighting u dumbass!! haha oo u poo baby u cant live with eprops well how could u live with the 70's? **DO THE HUSTLE** bi bi check out my website!! i dont bite haha!!

  • ~ FIGHT~ FIGHT~FIGHT~FIGHT~ROUND#01 ~WOOT~WOOT~WOOT~WOOT! YUA BACK AWAY HAIRY!!

  • k were kool!! lol

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