April 9, 2005

  • JACOB PETER SIMPSON IS BACK


    Now we can get back down to business... the business of kicking ass.



    Not since Billie and Jimmy Lee has there been such an awesome pair.


    Jake's spent a week in hell, due to it being Initiation Week in his fraternity. He hasn't told me anything about it, but I can tell it's been really tasking on him. The guy looks more worn thin than John Kerry 2004... or worse, Al Gore 2000.


    I updated yesterday, so I'm going to make this post short. I hope you don't mind.


    Just one more thing:


         Stormy, you asked to be part of my mystical band of adventurers, so here you are:



    The Monk has a strong familiarity with his own spirituality. He uses this raw ethereal energy to craft his body into a weapon by enhancing his speed, agility, dexterity, strength, and natural healing. It is foolhardy to threaten a Monk with nothing but pride and a thick neck, for it would take little effort for a Monk to break either.


    Ok, I lied. NOW just one more thing:


    How well do you Xangites actually know me?


    Good luck with my quiz. I expect a lot of high scores, a lot of low scores, and a lot of scores in between. Hell, I just expect a lot of scores.


    //EDIT// Stop putting in fake names on my quiz. That just upsets me... plus I know who it is once you take my quiz again and get 100. //TIDE//

Comments (76)

  • i have failed you as a friend, i only know 50% of you, forgive me!

  • lol ok, i took a second shot at the quiz, sorry, it was weighing too heavily on my heart

    and yeah, i'll be lifeguarding again, i need the monies so i can pay for college, hopefully i'll be going to university of tulsa if i can get the scholarship money i need, otherwise prolly osu or univ of florisa, regardless of where i go i'm gonna double major in electrical engineering and computer science, was it you who said that engineering majors were bland, uninteresting and comedically impaired (or something to that effect)? lol, IS THAT A CHAALLLLEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNGGGEE!?!?!?!?

  • Taylor ... I'm so sorry I missed you this weekend . My Friday was very uneventful because of my horrible memory (and the fact that I tend to write things down on the wrong day in my Mortar Board ... that's right you made my Mortar Board). I woke up today and was like "Taylor ... ahh crap it's Saturday." ... please forgive me. And ... give me a call the next time you're in Stilly (405-831-2034).

  • taaaayylooor,

    i continue to adore your animated figueres with real life photos of you and company.

    your quiz is a toughy, cough.

    hope you're doin good.

  • ahuh, your quiz. some rough stuff.

    I tried though, that's what matters right? haha

    anyways your quiz proved you to be just as cute as I assumed you to be.

    so HA. ;)

  • ahhh sorry for the 1 millionth comment.

    I looked into smarty pants. I liked them. I liked this song, one of my favs so far, http://boss.streamos.com/real/music/cykik/sp/annoyager/audio/droptheclarinet/00_droptheclarinet.ram

    anyways..umm..heh..

    blush =X

  • grrrreat picture of you and jake! makes me laugh.

  • god i sucked on that quiz. i got some of the hard ones though! and i should have gone with my instincts on the rest, but then i was like "wait, no..."

    didn't appreciate the whole thing about "retards" too much, but hey it's your xanga.

  • dude i aced your quizzzz hey i want to be a knight... just put me in a mario or luigi suit, or better yet something from gauntlet legends... did you ever notice that everytime youre in the arcade some fucking AMC employee is playing Gauntlet Legends? because i've walked in there like five different times and seen 7 different people playing it, kind of off topic, yes, but we all know gauntlet dark legacy PWNZ diablo 2. and of course we all know Sonic PWNZ Mario...

    Always remember one thing Taylor...

    GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T

  • PWNED

  • What do i win when i ace your quiz hot stuff? Free Taylor porn?::she said with high hopes::

  • 100% ..and no sir, i do not have allergies. thank you come agian!

  • By the way ... I just took your quiz ... . I suck (and damn it was hard too).

  • Ha! Not bad for not havin seen ya in like 2 years

    (Congratulations, Scott Wilson! You have defeated the English language! You gain 147 experience points! You gain spellcheck on the English language. You gain grammar on the English language. You gain comprehension on the English language. You fail to meet the requirments to obtain the irony. The irony was lost on you)

  • first off, thanks for making me part of your group of legendary adventurers.  I do find the monk class to be quite fitting of me.  I will however have to fight unarmed or with kamas so that my wis and dex modifiers are applied to my attack bonus and armor class.

    also, I took the quiz....I got an 80.  In my defence I will say that it was a toss up between mario and mega man.  wasn't quite sure if your love of the blue bomber surpassed that of mario. granted, I would have gone with the same because I hate jumping over things in video games.  I prefer just to kill them.  however,  I found the question about satan unfair.  he realy isn't such a bad guy once you get to know him......

    *I'm gonna use that monk picture as my new profile pic if you dont mind......

  • you hate me cause i have piercings. *cries*

  • its true im back at interurban....i had no other choice (i ran out of money! ) but besides that im doing great how've you been?

  • Its okay Tay mein neither Woo I love your song on hurr <3 jen*

  • i try pretty hard to impress people with that neck.... good thing its working. stoner? me?! puh!

  • no, I'm neither of those people, I'm just a old school OhNoItsTaylor fan, back when he only got 16 eprops per entry...

    and BTW ohnoitstaylor, Sonics been out longer than DBZ, damn son.

  • dragon ball first aired in japan in 1986 while dbz began in april of 1989.  the first sonic the hedgehog game arrived in 1991......dupe

  • I guess not too bad saying as I only know you through xanga. Maybe we should hang out sometime. It could get intersting.

  • yeah I bet you do.... I am so scared now...lol

    Guess what I got to play mario kart last night...I sucked it up though since I havent played in awhile

  • ya there are a few things I would consider my self an expert at.
    1.being a bad ass
    2.spirit beasts
    3.drinking the blood of my enemies
    4.DBZ

    that last one I don't tell too many people about though.....

  • how was stillwater?
    the <3

  • and I didn't cheat...

  • I was at your house when you had a nice little party a few weeks ago. Good stuff.  Well, I just wanted to say hello and that It was very generous of you to let complete strangers chill there. - thanks again.  - Casey

  • i'll put large black pieces of paper over my piercings to block them out of your view next time i see you. i'm proud of my score of 50 and would never cheat and retake the quiz! i think i did well considering our acquaintanceship. and the spewing hate towards the pierced folks of the world :P

  • This post just seemed tossed out there nothin too inspiring about it tho you did have a bitchin picture with double dragon was a good laugh and was shocked to see your pack of mates recruit another merry man along the way

  • this xanga is somethin serious

  • hey buddy ya most def i agree!
    B~lake

  • Ok yes i cheated, but seriously taylor you're a complicated man, how was any normal person suppose to know those answer!??! And i was really hoping to win the porn...

  • dude... you totally stole that quiz from me.

  • when did your xanga get all cool?

  • his xanga has always been cool...before time was time

  • I'm soo fucking classy. probly the most classy guy around.

  • Holy shit, if I still lived in Edmond I would hunt you down and we would hang out....and if you refused I'd make...PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET! You're a cool dude.

  • Only 2 more weekends and im free! come rescue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its kinda like your mario and im the princess and bower (sp?) (my mom) has like kidknaped me and you have to find a way to save me before its too late! haha ill give you a clue to help you along your way... call me! 488 7416... farewell and good luck!

  • You reign.

  • taylor whats up how is your new apartment? you'll have to give me a call next time you have people over dude

  • http://www.myspace.com/13298877

  • tay you are spectacular... just spectacular.

  • HEY KID!=) long time since ive heard from you... did you forget about me?? i bet you did, i bet you found a new xanga slut and a myspace slut to talk to!!! well FINE THEN!!=( BLAH!

  • i know, isnt he great, he let us do that to him all in the name of charity

  • i most def tried to call you last night!

  • thanks. i quite liked it as well. i don't really do the video game thing. which must be a mortal sin to you...but, eh..never really interested me. i prefer to make things...and read...because i am a nerd...and a ninja.

    and how funny that you went to stillwater tonite. i had some friends from there come to okc today. one ate with her family for mimi's birthday and the other went with me to the deep fork grill. which might i add was a first for the both of us and it was super. although, i did figure that it was the nichols hills over 50 crowd's hang out spot on a jumping saturday nite. and...since i do not know you, i will not go on anymore about it..because i would if i did not stop myself...but i surely will on my xanga.

    thend

  • hi

  • hello! stormy is hott

  • Just wanted to say hi Wilson. I won't really say Xanga is addicting, but I don't see how some people put so much time into it. Oh yeah, and you are a sick fuck. Bye bye.

    Tony

  • i like your music. the best is mario 2. oh yeah...

    you can pull the turnips outta the ground and stuff.

  • of course stormy is hot and such a great street fighter

  • WE NEED TO HANG OUT AgAIN my FRiend!!!!!
    B~lake

  • 52 comments

    Tay-tay, you are the shit.

    *53*

  • I haven't heard from ya in a while. You still doing alright?

  • oh taylor, you cant blame him...he has a myspace. hes from myspace world...it is hard for myspace people to enter xanga world....too much wonderfulneww...they just dont know how to handle it.

  • no... not for another week... grrrrrrrr, I LOVE YOU THOUGH!!!! ~Jessica

  • whats up taylor? it has been awhile since i have talked to you

  • hey check it again yo! im pretty sure i win...yep i did

    and tell jacob i said hello

  • but...

  • GOODBYE XANGA WORLD..

  • Ohhh, the new layout is so fancy!  You need to update, hoe. 

    <3 Rachel

  • will you call me or something its been too long

  • haha taylorrr..how can we not love your page?

  • Hey bud thats awesome.... dec 21st has to be the best day of the year

  • WHY ARE YOU SO FREAKIN AWESOME....? THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!!! AND WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO?? AND WHY ARE YOU SOOOOO SUPER SWEET? AND WHY DO YOU KICK ASS? AND WHY HAVENT YOU UPDATEDED? AND WHY ARE YOU THE RADDEST GUY EVERRRRRRRRRRRR??

    thats what id like to know!

  • hey tay! i'm glad ur back love the pic of u and jakie baby, i need you to help me with my xanga sometime

    xoxo laura

  • this is awsome!!!

  • you and your layout.  hey do you want to go to the arts festival tomarrow.  call me because I am gettin' off.........now

  • hmm i know my mario...

    all genres.

  • hahaha id fuck stormy in DBZ trivia, hardxfuckingxcore

    i like the new layout ohnoitstaylor. but you need to stop making stories about me crying, because we all know i am waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of a badass to do that shit.

  • thanks for leaving me comments even though i havent been posting..... i've been reallly busy doing nothing.......seriously... i havent done anything at all in like a month.. besides school... but that doesnt count bc its so homosexual i can hardly stand it! well HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!!!!

  • nah i still appreciate ur cuffed jean trend... keep commenting even tho i cant update... or u can i m me

    poetessxo

    x3 Bree x3

  • taylor this is josiah so hit me back brizoooo. uh hung out with sarah and found out yall are friends and shocked the piss out of me. sooooo just thought id drop u a line and im sure it takes like three days to update, but go ahead. sooooooooo  back to my rootbeer floats. hey give me a call on ur portable computer some time. (405)924-0777

  • hey great quiz by the way

  • Ha TAYLOR! I havent talked to you in forever!!! How are you? Hah you just wanna be friends huh? Thats tooooo bad cause I dont think I can JUST be friends with you =) You make me smile! Talk to ya later

    KT Wahl

  • i was outside.
    i saw everyone in there.

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