January 10, 2005
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A night to remember
Hello everyone, and thank you for stopping by and seeing my Xanga. Tonight, or today--really whenever you're reading this-- I've decided to tell you the story of a night full of love, regret, compassion, humor... or if you're Dax, then it's a story full of Vodka.
This is the Story of Doobie's Party Friday night.
I remember it like it was two nights ago... All week I had been going through some tough times with Grandpa passing away. The only thing I could hope for was a way to unwind. It all came to me as I was randomly looking through people's away messages; Juvi2d's away message was simple enough: "party. my house. be there." What a beckoning...
Quickly, I readied myself...
Per-funk myself time:
NOTE: the hair must always be perfect.
I got to see a lot of my good friends from the Summer: I got to see a lot of my good friends from the Summer: Doobie, Max Gag, William Wood, Jay Huff, John Damiani, Stormy Archer, Walker Robins, Scott Richter, Nick Naife, the Twins (Abbey and Allison), Rhetta. I also got to see a lot of my friends from high school: John Baber, Joel Akins, Adam Rittenberry, Petra Lusche, Samee Shirazi, Dan Meunier, Dax Williams, and Rob Reining... really just too many people to name off.
I grabbed my Captain Morgan left over from New Years and got myself over there. Perhaps I was a little early because Dale was the only person truly drunk at the time.
I feel no real caption is needed for this picture
Everything seemed pretty normal at first; Doobie, the Twins, Toria, Rhetta, and Dale were playing a drinking game... Dale was losing, of course.
Seemed like just another party at first, but thirty minutes later in another room...:
That's right... a bunch of shirtless guys dancing around can only mean one thing... Doobie rented a Britney Spears dance video--
NOTE: the movie was Darren's Dance Moves-- thanks Doobie.
Doobie and I soon got to directing them:
John Damiani's back is so beautiful.
Oh.. I'm getting off track... Rittenberry came out of nowhere and this is the look he had after walking in and seeing that sight--
you can almost hear biggie sayin' "I donnoe bout dat"
The energy was a little too much for me, so I had to sit down for a spell and, I don't know, maybe aqua-massage my feet?
Only the most bitching parties have these... wait a second,
Those damn sexy legs aren't mine...
They're Walker's!
Sorry ladies--or guys (I really don't know everyone's preferences)-- he's taken. Rhetta is probably one of the luckiest girls ever... then again... Walker's pretty lucky too.
Their relationship is proof that couples can meet on Xanga... hint... hint...
Okay well onto further business:
There were so many people at this party...
I'm only sorry I didn't take even more pictures.
We're talking about people I don't even know... for instance:
THIS GUY! WHO IS THIS GUY?! WHY DID I TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM?
I don't know.. I only know that I was sailing with the Captain...
Rhetta and I-- being true pirates... and I think Damiani's arm.
This was my drunkest of the night perhaps... everything seemed picture-worthy...
From Jay Huff eating Ice Cream (I'm sorry to all the Ladies who now have to change their underwear),
and all these people outside and smoking,
to MinDan sporting Max's Mom's coat,
and a plant having a period...? Thanks to Daniel Miley for cleaning it up.
It was really time for me to get myself together and take pictures that would mean stuff to me.. not that Jay Huff doesn't mean anything to me... whatever... so I took it upon myself to have some group photos.
The first one we have is the Fearsome Foursome-- this group throughout high school was always causing trouble. No one in Memorial was safe from our clever invention--the Knocker. The knocker is so ingenius that I can not tell anyone about it, just know that if you ever went to Memorial, you probably know at least three people who were knockered and neither they nor you know it. You shall always fear us.
This looks like it could be a DMR Band CD Cover.
My next group picture is one I'll treasure forever and is also one that anyone from Edmond and on Xanga can appreciate; it's a picture with four Xangites striking a pose... not just any Xangites-- four well-known and revered Xangites:
-----Stormy ------- Doobie------------ Max ---------and Me-------
While I'm talking about Xangites, I would like to bring up one very important persona--a certain William Wood--whom we all wish would come back to the Xanga scene.
William "the King" Wood
Don't be against Xanga anymore.
There's one thing that probably none of you notice so I'll point it out: Those aviators are mine. They were my third pair, and I gave to the King as a peace offering... time to buy another pair. Good thing they're just 7.99 at 7-11.
Speaking of which, I think perhaps one of my favorite Xangan's is Stormy Archer, I always find his posts refreshing, and I highly suggest you all to visit his Xanga (the link is at the top, along with everyone else's) and enjoy his Zen-full theme. Also, if you talke video game, Stormy is your man.
I argued with Stormy over who is better in Street Fighter-- Zangief or Ken; I say Zangief. You can't match his powerful grapples in damage!
Little did I know others were listening to us--
until I took their picture at least. They look really interested... well Caitlin almost does.
...and did I mention that Stormy is the generous type?
Donating his last bits of change for a late-night Taco Bell runner.
Well after Max's street fighter pose, I was about done and needed to go...
so I'll end this post with pictures of the last thing I saw at this party...
Dale--still messed up--- getting his head shaved:
One nasty hairclog...
And then I was off. Thank you all for stopping by and I'm sure this will happen all the time when I have my own house... until then.....................................
~Taylor Wilson, Staff President
Comments (48)
the video was indeed Darrin's Dance Grooves...the choreographer for N Sync and Britney Spears...
one of the best documentary posts ever
oh lord, its a sad thing that i had to miss this party...but i did have one hell of a celebration back in nashville!
that was like a fun trip down the rabbit hole
interesting pictures
those pictures were funny!!!
hey taylor! Im at school.. bored to death in business computer applications... grr.. I hope you are finding your way around college! Vous etes si doux et je l'aime!
cass
Garfizzle. Evil Barb Cleric. Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
PS- Captain Morgan rules. I want the old commercials back!
I've seen some of those people before! AHH! haha
and if your gonna get drunk, captain morgan is DEFINITELY the way to go! thumbs up on that one!
oh man what a fun night that was. amazing post, im loving all the pictures, some more than others lol. it was good seeing you!! ttyl.
Beautiful. it was a great night, too bad we didnt get any pictures together. o well it was fun, have a good onE!!! ttyl
Truly one of the greatest xanga masterpieces I have ever seen!!!!
Well, very nice pics... good read!!! Poor poor dale... -- I see Will McDonald in one too... -- and the top "Unknown" guy with long brown hair is Jesse Thurman
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be goin to OSU next year
Wow...well, its great to hear you like to wear pants. I also dabble in the pant wearing myself. It's really strange to see lots of pictures, of people that i know....dancing to Britney Spears....i will never look at them the same way again. ha. And poor Dale, and his beautiful Sparta shirt...oh..may his hair rest in peace.
Jesca
good post... that plant having a period truly made me laugh.
hasta!
shlee
im back...
like your monkey for tobac...
until i fade to black...
Seems like i miss out on a heck of a night.
it's certainly been awhile. i worked at the diner for about a month. it was alright. figured i should stick to legitimate places of business, though it is nice to know that the government will never see a penny of the thousand or so dollars i made during that time.

dammit!!!! samee called me at like 1 in the morning to tell me to go to that party and i was jussssst about to fall asleep so i didn't go, but now i'm kicking myself because that looked like a blast. FYI: that guy is jesse thurman. oh man now i'm pissed i didn't go!
Awesome! Just fucking awesome. Though I only saw one or two girls in pics . . .sausage fest much? Haha. Just kidding you know I adore you. Anywho xo dear. <3 Sam
thanks tay tay i love you! haha he is i should block him
haha.... best entry yet..
hahaha...made my day...
oh what a great post...im so honored to be there. god i love the captain!
poor dale's hair. hahahaha.
lmao very funny!
i think your gonna have to do an ass kickin...he wont stop commenting on my site
man that sounds like my night, i talked to you on friday night i do believe, armons SN very inebriated. ah that night was grand. looks like you had yourself a large time. are your kindeys the size of a goodyear blimp cause mine sure are lol... hail to the president and have a fantastic evening!
Yeah i have known dale for like 4 years and that is the first time i have ever seen his hair like that. but i think it looks good. at least better than the whole strait in the front and huge afro in the back like he had going on not to long ago.
lol You're insane, Taylor. I miss talking to you, hun! Glad to see that everything's a blast for you
Love ya lots!<3
god... you ended that post like a boss
Some of your pictures really scare me.
dude dale used to be on swim team with me like 8 years ago but he sucked
haha yah I know ..Your xanga is freakin awesome. I'm going to one of your parties lol jp
Taylor I am sorry i am so insolent but i still dont know and nobody has told me!!!!
Of course you love me more! I think deep down I knew. Haha. When are you getting your crazy ass to KS to visit?
haha a/s/l?
hey!! i saw u today! and frankly, i didnt know u knew my name.. welp, have a great day!
o and i spose i should let u know that this is sarah
16/f/yukon...No one likes me lmao .
i think i love you
good god. you look like you have some fun with these people! so many fun pictures! i truly cant compete with my one xanga picture...ah.
hah ok anyway. im down for cali. its totally happening next summer..
thanks for the comments!
nah, u didnt creep me out--it was a nice surprise
hey taylor.. umm what about my name? haha.. i wouldnt think you were a loser anyway..but anyway, im sick at home.. im missing my french final too.. damn.. but anyway im gonna be gettin off and sleeeping.. grrrrr i hate being sick
oh man. them stealing my stuff has made me more mad than I think I could ever get. I wish I would have been invited to a britney dancing, no hair, shirtless guy party. hah. sounds like so much fun.
that is where I am moving to. looks like ill be having parties with guys with no shirts all freakin night long.
the shirtless part is only about twenty minutes, but after that the rest of the night flies by.
I appreciate Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay.
I appreciate young men dancing half-naked to something known as pop.
I appreciate parties held in honor of parties [especially parties with foot massages...]
I appreciate this post.
Congratulations. You are probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
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